It’s time for another edition of Stew’s Rant Corner in which my brother Stew explains how and why a game disappointed him.
— Daimyo’s Fall. Treasure Hunting Deck Building Card Game. Yep, that’s how it’s labeled on the box.
A Lot of Good Ideas….
Hi again, everyone. It is nice again for me to rant about a game that I want to love, but just cannot possibly do so. That game is Daimyo’s Fall. Ok, you may or may not have heard about it. But Daimyo’s Fall was Kickstarted quickly and is a deck-building card game. It has everything that would make me fall in love with it: samurai, ninjas, leaders with cool powers, incredible card art, random cards to buy to build your deck, cards with multiple uses, deck-building, random treasurers to be had, cards with value that can be exchanged for other cards, the ability to exhaust cards, ways to duel other player’s leaders…….ok wait a minute. How much does this game include in it?
— Some of the card art on Hero cards, some samurai and some ninja. Numbers in top left are attack and defense. Bottom left are petals (ie the timer that leads to the game ending). Victory points are top right.
…But Too Many Jammed into a Single Game…
This is the trouble with Daimyo’s Fall. It has everything that I would want in a game, but everything sometimes means it has too much. Every card in the game has multiple uses, which leads to stagnant delays while each player goes through the multitude of permutations of possible actions. Every card can be used to buy other cards, or be used for its power, leading to many cost/benefit analysis decisions going on with each and every card. It begins to become overwhelming.
….And an Objective that Doesn’t Really Work…
Another problem with Daimyo’s Fall is the objective gets lost. Ok, the objective is to supposedly replace the Daimyo who has fallen (hence Daimyo’s Fall). In order to do that you need to get more victory points than your opponents. One of the ways to do this is to gather treasures (either Samurai or Ninja). Oh, by the way, the ending to the game is determined by how quickly the petals fall off of a lotus plant, which happens when certain cards are played. Unfortunately, this mechanic is there to stop the game at a certain point, since, as I will detail, there is no actual replacement of the Daimyo going to happen here. But, as I was saying, you attempt to gather treasures to help gain victory points and make your deck more powerful.
Here is the problem with this strategy. I played the game with two other individuals, Neal and Bob. I got on a roll early, was gathering treasurers like bees gather honey. Neal was doing OK with gathering treasures and Bob barely had any. Once the last lotus petal dropped we counted victory points, expecting that I had overwhelmingly destroyed my opponents in the game, Neal had done well, and Bob had done very poorly. You can imagine our shock when Bob’s victory point total was almost Neal’s and Neal’s was barely a point behind mine. What?! All of my work to gather treasures to garner victory points was for naught? (Editor’s note here: I agree with Stew in that Bob and I did NOT have any superior strategy or gameplay than Stew’s. Yet, we were close to him on victory points. It didn’t make sense to us either.)
— Clockwise from top left: ninja reinforcement (ie the cards that you buy and sell, in top left corner is buy price=4 and sell price=2), samurai reinforcement, samurai treasure (now top left is attack and defense, not buy/sale prices; victory points at top right of card), and ninja treasure. Are you keeping up? At bottom of cards are Tanto Cuore-like bonuses for drawing cards, mon (=currency), deployments, and trades. Still keeping up? Trade points allow you to send treasures back to their piles and draw new ones. Did I mention that you shuffle traded treasures in the pile before you draw new ones? That means you can trade in a treasure and draw back the same treasure.
…Leads to Counter-Productive Game Play…
Unfortunately, this is the “everything turns into nothing” problem of Daimyo’s Fall. The treasures are given to me randomly; and some of them hurt my victory point total. Say again? I was working hard to hurt my victory point total? Yep, that’s exactly what happened. The mechanic of random treasures meant that I got treasures that hurt my deck-building, dropped lotus leaves, and took away from my victory points. So one must ask, why was I trying to get treasures in the first place? I was trying to win the game by doing so. Counter-productive isn’t it?
…Combined with too Much Randomness…
The next problem arose as several pools are set up to allow players to buy cards, either samurai, ninja, or leader. These often contained multiple cards of the same type which led us to constantly be wasting time with actions just shuffling cards out of the pools in the hopes that the next random card would be better. While I can enjoy a little randomness in a game, if each of the three card pools is random, each of the 3 treasure decks is random, ok what actual strategy is left in the game if everything is random? See the problem. Daimyo’s Fall makes winning truly random (see the paragraph above as to the hard work I did just to fall behind).
…That Adds up to Less than the Sum of the Parts
Daimyo’s Fall is truly a case where everything leads to nothing. The game becomes unmanageable quickly, turns stagnate as we watch each other working hard to figure out all of the combinations, randomness makes any real strategy meaningless, and working towards the goal can be counter-productive. All of this makes me sad to say that another game that I would love to love, I will never play again.